A fitting start...

They say travelling is about experiencing something new. Well, even after all my travels so far, this still holds true. Today's new experience was accidentally soliciting the services of a prostitute……………

After 14 hours on the train from Buenos Aires to Cordoba, I was quite keen to find a hotel. After my first two attempts failed, due to the hotels being fully booked, I was quite appreciative of an offer by a women (not the skinniest, or youngest, or prettiest women I'd ever met………) to take me to the hotel she worked at. Habitation for $5! Very cheap, what I didn't understand her saying, that she was included in that $5! We hadn´t covered prostitution in Spanish school. She walked me a short distance to a very run down Residencia and I was shown a small room with bathroom. The residencia was in very poor condition, but when the they only asked for $2 for the room it was bargain of the trip. I said I'd take it and put down my bags. So far so good. Then the women closed the door………… with her in the room. Ok, this is a little weird. Then she pulled back the blanket on the bed…………. Ok, she knows I've had a long trip and wants to tuck me in…………… Then when she insisted that I start to take my clothes off, is when I ran out of the room screaming LO SIENTO, NO ENTIENDO! The sploken tense of this sentence is all wrong, but at the time I wasn't in the state of mind to conjugate the verb. So I grabbed my bags and got the hell out of there. ahhahahahahhaha